Spam Poem: The Easiest Way to Cleanliness

And dusky colors with mixed blends
are really great and charming.
These clothes are so lively that creates a feeling
of Pepsi Cola
commercial at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles,
he suffered second degree burns to his scalp
after a comic book the world literally translates
as humorous pictures.
Occasionally, the English derived word If appropriate,
you should follow the ACAS Code of Practice
for disciplinary procedures.

If you wish to summarily die promptly
and don’t be shy about speaking
with the attorney’s office
if you have questions.
The bites from the brown recluse and black widow spiders
can cause a serious reaction and
could even cure the furniture, as directed
by the manufacturer. The easiest way
to cleanliness
and loan ave, ave, ave, ave, ave, blessed one.

Next year was a question mark. She was
absolutely unaware the client of a faulty auto
this kind of as cars and trucks, trucks,
minivans, with a can of beer out in the garden.
I have been going hungry much of the time
since I’ve been a vegetarian
for many year if drops of olive oil or vegetable oil
each day until the creature poops
and administer as much water as you can.

You take a dining table that befits your needs.
Here are some of the key points
when having a deep sea fishing trip,
overlooked things to bring.
For sure from the vendor to the buyer, the buyer
is legally regarded as the Homeowner
and is liable for taking care of the 1st
game music, game topsites, games,
gender, gfx, ghost in the shell, girl, girls,
glass, glossary, grade, graphic novel function
of many other factors. For example,
insufficient sleep may lead to fatigue and stress.

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Viet Wah, Jackson Street, Seattle, July 2011.

The Snowball™ and the Skeptic

In a wholly American role model collusion, regional showman Gary Spivey performs as psychic, hosts regular spiritual retreats, and talks — a lot — on the radio. Earlier this week, pivoting from a thread in a Facebook music trivia group, I linked to one of his Youtube infomercials promoting an upcoming retreat. The next day Spivey, or his staff, sent me a friend request, and there I was, among Brenda Smith Tenerelli, Joe Rosario, and 3,533 other close, personal friends.

EPCOT-head broadcasts from the soul of what I, for one, assumed was soulless: vintage 70s-era Elvis, professional wrestling (WWF, my acrological cousin), and an older, carnival Paystreak vibe. Groomed like a show poodle, he climbs from a white Rolls and boards the Booty Cruise — which is so totally punk. And while I do feel an urge to save poor dupes like Joe Rosario from giving Spivey their hard-earned money, I can’t begrudge the motherfucker his entrepreneurship.

What’s more, I’m nearly fifty and therefore inured to, or utterly defeated by, the bible passages he wears on his lapel, and the degree to which that alone moves people. Honestly, if a guy can be this crass, with a veil of piety this thin, he and his audience deserve one another. If you need me, I’ll be in the studio, working out my own shit.

Sauer Castle, Kansas City, KS


Experimenting with warm/cool split tones for shadows & highlights, respectively.

Decent Exposure


Johnson County has a proud, firm, upright history of public support for the arts.

In an arboretum in Overland Park stands, for the time being, a beautiful, articulate expression of what it’s like to live under the Gaze: Yu Chang’s “Accept or Reject.” You don’t need to be much of a feminist to feel icky about the gender and power relationship depicted. Right before your eyes, the camera has sliced up, edited and reassembled the model without the extraneous parts — her eyes, her guts, her personality. She’s up to her ankles in something viscous.

I’m not sure what’s more heartbreaking about this piece: the way the figure holds the camera in her own two hands, abetting her own objectification, or how the public dialogue allows plenty of floor time for anyone to perpetuate the gaze — to fully, deeply appreciate her tits in the interest of protecting the children — and to Do Something About It, by god, before those children start trying out less self-denegrating alternatives. Tell me, American Family, that Zhong Zhiyuan’s Breeze, down the path a ways, is any less nipply.