
Captain Wade Wilkenson of the Navy’s 28th Squadron has died. Parsed in the news accounts, the captain’s resumé traces a remarkable 25-year trajectory of success. Before all that, I went to high school with Wade, and while we weren’t friends, this week I’ve been trying to make sense of his death — his suicide — with a combination of online research and suitably shabby stereotyping based on his youthful discretions. You could say he was always a straight arrow, but so what? People always say that. My hunch is that the thoughtful kid who grew to be Captain Wilkenson was incapable of being ordinary. Combine that with the Navy’s pyramid structure, with the behavior expected of its most elite, and you have to wonder at his sad end.
Wilkenson commanded seven destroyers and one frigate. Can you imagine? He lived at the front line of the Global War on Terror, wherever that is. Actually, with his Southern Command experience, he lived where the GWOT and the War on Drugs meet. He pushed for a law, which was passed in 2008, to make it easier to prosecute a newer kind of international drug traffic vehicle: the self-propelled semisubmersible (SPSS), a kind of Prius of mules. Made of fiberglass or wood, impervious to radar with a tiny thermal footprint, the SPSS has edged out faster surface boats as the preferred transport of FARC’s more discerning cocaine traffickers. It’s also designed with a series of valves to open should the need arise, scuttling vessel and payload in a minute or less: No evidence, no case. The ability to prosecute without evidence, entirely plausible in this day and age, is the most flexible (though the most constitutionally vague) part of the law Captain Wilkenson advocated for. A close second might be the provision for applying the law in international waters.
Befitting a Southern Command captain, Wilkenson offered a doomsday scenario in his advocacy for this new law: what if the Columbians loaded an SPSS with a bomb, and sent it on its merry GPS-guided way to Tampa or Galveston?
Like Dexter Morgan, Wilkenson was a warrior with a wife, some children, and ties to Miami, and yet in Norfolk he lived in bachelor’s quarters. A more salacious speculation might make much of this, but I see no need to go there. Additionally, a few of the local stories mention that he was ‘under investigation’ by whatever Naval bodies do so, but this being the military, nobody is saying why; normally, I’d count on this information being scuttled soon, but at the Norfolk newspaper, the writer covering the military beat tells me the dead can’t legally claim a right to privacy, so her FOIA request for the investigation’s report should yield something in due time.
Oh, and Westboro Baptist has announced they would picket his funeral, which I guess brings us full fucking circle. Fair winds and following seas, Captain.
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